I am turning 34 this year on the 6th and I cant wait to do something for once! When I was younger I partied hard from about 17 years to 25. I would throw my own parties complete with catering and strippers. Some folks have me to thank for thier babies being born thanks to taking the stripper home. I remember one time I rented a male stripper and he was so drunk he could barely perform. This fool must've did a technique he envisioned that would have him landing on his leg but instead he did a full on fall to the ground and got up rubbing his azz. Can you say embarrased? I was embarrassed for him, it was so bad and I kid you not that we made him go sleep off the high because he was pretty messed up. We later found out by the other stripper he was with that his girl had just kicked him out so he started drinking early. Needless to say, I aint pay him that $175 he would have normally gotten, instead I sent him on his way after he woke wiht some alka seltzer cold plus..LOL I had another stripper one time that was gorgeous and bald. Lemme tell you this man was fine, I would say a cross between LL and the Rock...I paid good money to have him strip at my party. He did the most, I mean he even went as far as using saran wrap to put whipcream on random girls snatches so that he could lick it off! I remember came out in a yellow rain suit to the tune of Missy Elliotts "I cant stand the rain". He was by far one my favorites and I intended to hire him again except I saw him in a club one night. I guess his woman was not to far from him because all the groupies that ran up to him he pushed aside. I dont know what happened but all of sudden I see this chick run up in his face slap the dog shat out of him, take her key off and throw it at him and then she stormed out. I can tell you stories for days about strippers. I hired a stripper for my boyfriend at the time and this chick was funky azz hail, she was extra flabby too. I mean she was pretty but it looked as if she had a nice shape and then got super skinny and her skin was so jiggly. My boyfriend at the time was clowing her though and thats not cool but it was funny all the same. This birthday though, I hope I can go out and enjoy something peaceful and serene #grownwomantalk. I dont need nobody to entertain me anymore, I dont need smoke, mirrors, and hot sweaty random jank all up on my body grinding to Trey Songz... I just wanna feel beautiful and blessed and rested and relaxed. I know I have a few months but Im planning..... Ima put a little bug in my husbands ear as well since he should be the one stressing in the first place..LOL I was talking to someone the other day that having a birthday so close to Christmas makes you pick and choose...that is so not fair though. I give the BEST parties to my family all year long and then my birthday comes all anyone can think about is Christmas! UGH! I love Christmas but I want the same attention everyone else got for their birhtdays for mine! My mama always say Sagittarius are selfish...and with that being said I WILL TAKE THAT THIS YEAR!!!!!